Fretburn's Mondo Bizarro Lounge

Where we have photographic proof of animal intelligence--and that truth is much stranger than fiction!!!

Ok, you asked for it...you got it. (All right, maybe you didn't, but you sure as hell are gonna get it anyway.) Who is this guy? And what's he all about?

Yo, kid...
[Foxcroft Elementary, 1966]
Nice tie!

Well, it all started way back in 1959 in the little Pennsylvania hamlet of Pittsburgh. Steel was still king, Maz's homer was a year and a half away, and Kruschev was browsing for American kitchen appliances with Richard Nixon. Ah, screw it, let's get past the bombast and go straight to the important stuff...

He could play a guitar just like a-ringin' a bell...

Click here for Dave's Guitar and Music Links (Still under construction!)

He had weird hobbies, like collecting ratty old Edsels...

Click here for Dave's Edsel Links

He thrilled to the heroism of Pittsburgh's sports icons--all this while growing up during an era of unparalleled success for the local nine as well as the town foot-ball club. Many years and broken hearts later, this success was equalled by the local shinny team led by a young Quebecker...

Click here for Dave's Pittsburgh-area sports links (Still under construction!)

He was a scholar, a statesman, a maverick...beloved by, well, maybe a couple of financially dependent relatives...

He learned a trade...

Click here for important links in Dave's career (Still under construction!)

And through it all, he lived and he loved, and he got his mojo workin'!

Click here for more of Dave's interests... (Still under construction!)

Yo! Got questions? Comments? Need a chuckle or just feel like venting? Email me, y'hear? I may not have all the answers, but I can fake it with the best of 'em...